Product Description

The “I NEED A HUGe BONG HIT” Hoodie is unapologetic, bold, and built for people who don’t do quiet statements. Featuring a distressed, high-contrast white print across the chest, this design delivers humour with edge. It hits instantly. No explanation required.

Crafted from a heavyweight cotton-blend fabric, this hoodie balances comfort and structure. Soft on the inside, durable on the outside. It holds its shape, keeps its colour, and doesn’t feel cheap after three washes. The relaxed fit gives it everyday wearability while still sitting clean across the shoulders and chest.

The print uses a rugged, worn-style texture for that slightly vintage, street-ready aesthetic. It’s not glossy. It’s not over-polished. It’s intentionally raw.

Key features:

• Premium mid-to-heavyweight cotton blend

• Soft brushed inner lining

• Durable distressed chest print

• Relaxed unisex fit

• Ribbed cuffs and hem

• Front kangaroo pocket

This is for people who appreciate humour with bite. It works layered under a jacket or as the main event. Either way, it’s a conversation starter.

Not for the easily offended. Perfect for the comfortably honest.