Some advice hits harder when it comes with a prescription.

This design flips the script with sharp, clean cartoon artwork: a stone-faced doctor calmly delivering instructions to a very relaxed cannabis “patient.” The punchline lands without trying too hard. It’s witty, bold, and unapologetically tongue-in-cheek — perfect for medical users who are tired of the stigma and ready to own the narrative.

Printed in high-definition colour with crisp linework and strong contrast, the artwork pops against darker fabrics and keeps its clarity wash after wash. The composition is balanced for chest placement, giving it a premium graphic feel rather than novelty merch energy.

Why it works:

• Smart humour, not cringe humour

• Conversation starter without being loud

• Clean, professional illustration style

• Designed for patients who know the difference between prescribed and recreational

This isn’t a gimmick tee. It’s satire with intent.
Doctor’s Orders. End of discussion.